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Crazy shit that happened when you were a kid thread
>be me about 16
>friend is 17, we hang out at his grandpas farm during summers
>fish, ride bikes/quads, etc. good times
>except for this one kid who would come by, he was like 15
>not full potato, but a complete fucktard all the same, super annoying, you know the type
>friends grandpa has 5 horses, breeds them
>there is a very young mare in the barn, still nursing
>a demonic idea occurs to my friend and I...
>'Hey fucktard, theres this thing you should try man its so fun!'
>'the young pony is still nursing, as long as the mare is away you can put your dick in its mouth and it will give you the best bj ever trying to suck the milk out'
>he is dumb but not that dumb, tells us theres no way he is doing that
>Friend and I didnt actually do this mind you, we just wanted to see if we could make annoying fucktard do it/see what would happen
>later... a blood curdling scream comes from the barn, I shit you not to this day it sends chills down my spine and im 26 now
>apperantly fucktard waited until noone is around and gave our plan a shot, what none of us knew was that mare udders are much tougher than human penises...
>when the ponies cant get any milk after the first few sucks, they grind their teeth on the nipple and knead it to try to get the blood flowing
>basically the pony severely fucked up this dudes dick, or maybe bit it totally off, im not sure because we stayed the fuck away
>only heard about what happened from adults later, he was too embarrassed to say it was our idea

moral of the story, dont let horses try to suck your dick ever

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