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F*cking cheaters

>be me
>16 year old 7/10
> just got out of relationship
>5/10 friend is flirting with me
>friends ex gf
>he's over her now
>flirting a bit more
>w/e we've been friends for years prolly means nothing
>hang out with her
>she gets handsy much more than usual
>decide fuck it its worth a shot
>kiss her in private
>IMMEDIATELY kisses back
>start going hard, grabbing tits, ass, rubbing through pants
>pull down her pants and puts it in
>fucks the ever living shit out of her
>makes me pinky swear I won't tell anyone
> wat? are we 5
>fine whatever
>pinky swear
>find out she was dating someone at the time
>ask her about it
>says they only date on Fridays


How do I react to this /b/ros?

Comments

  1. keep smashing her only man! just say you're friends and can hit up on ocassions *profit*

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  2. What?
    How is that even supposed to work?

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    1. OP here, not sure how its supposed to work pls help

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  3. >says they only date on Fridays

    This is what dating in 2016 has become? Then again, it's hs.

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  4. You pinky sworn. You can't do nothing, man.

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