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Anon does the anal

>Be me
> 16 year old 7/10 faggit
> Somehow get 8/10 qt3.14
>date for 4 months
> ask for anal
> Tfw She says yes
>Tfw she wants to do it in public
>Being beta AF I agree
> we go to movie theater
>see MOSTLY empty movie
>Nigger family in front row
>We go to back row
>She pulls down leggings
>gets on dick
> feelsgoodman.PNG
> feelslikepussynotanaltho.gif
>disregard it
>think anal just feels like pussy
>she said it was in her ass so must be true
>cum buckets
>feelsgreatman.PSD
> she gets off quickly
> ANON DID YOU NOT PULL OUT
>No?
>I WAS LYING YOU WERE IN MY PUSSY
>Thatexplainsit.mp4
>Mfw I came in her with no condom
>not pregnant
>success.wav
>eventually try anal later on
>feelsdopeman.rar

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  1. wait.. is this the same guy who wrote the cheaters one that just got posted bc the "16 year old 7/10" thing seems a bit weird to happen twice in a row

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