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My roommate from sophomore year

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>Freshman year college
>Live in small dorm (35-40~ish people), on second campus
>Dorm next to us there's this really weird kid
>Stutters, talks about the most inane things nobody cares about for hours on end, ugly as hell, gives a really weird vibe
>Honestly something wrong with his head, must be, no other option
>Only have to deal with him every now and then, be glad that I don't have to do it more often

Fast forward to Sophomore year
>Partway through Sophomore year try to move to a cheaper dorm

>School tells me one dorm is open with a free spot, save me a couple grand

Now I should've known. I didn't even stop to think about it, but of course if there was a dorm with a slot open it HAD to be this kid's room.

>Open door
>There he is
>Oh crap
>Just stop, freeze for a second, thinking what the hell have I gotten myself into
>Ignore him, he still keeps talking
>Try to do move/check e-mail/do homework, this guy is hovering over my shoulder watching me talking about baseball
>Try to ignore this autistic crap
>Eventually leave to hang out with old dorm mates from last year, can't take it

Next night, around 20:00
>Full lights on
>Room is small, his bed is about 5 feet from mine
>I'm on my bed, typing up an essay
>All of a sudden hear him sliding around on the mattress, makes a very distinct sound (like windbreaker material)
>Look over
>He's without any clothes berking the worm
>Going to town on his pecker
>All of my what
>Have no idea how to respond, stare for 5 secs
>He turns around, looks me in the eye
>Keeps going, steady pace
>Demand he immediately ceases and desists
>Had to leave for the night, was nervous I'd come back to my bed covered in jizz

I had nowhere else to move too, after that. I was stuck with this guy for the rest of the year. Ended up talking to his former roommates and they told me he got busted for masturbating in the Uni library. Makes sense. 

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