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>Get invited to a party by my female neighbor
>She knows i have no friends
>I arrive, about 25 people there.
>They have a BBQ going, all drinking alcohol.
>I see her as i walk in, she says hello, how i am etc.. and to enjoy myself
>I go out the back and head on outside
>I get a Styrofoam cup and pour some scotch
>Tried to interact with people but no one wants to talk to me, or i get vague answers and always have to start the conversation.
>Had enough of the pathetic party, and watching all the guys feeling up all the females
>Decide to get my Styrofoam cup and a fork with me and hide them in my pocket.

>Ask the owner where the toilet is and she guides me
>I take a dump, get the fork and cup out and put some of it in the cup.
>I open the door slightly to see if anyone is in the living room and to see if the hallway is clear.
>It's clear, so i flush it.
>And run in the living room and hide the crap filled cup behind the TV stand.
>I then proceed to go back outside and tell her that i want to go home and that I’m not feeling well
>Anyway next day i see her outside with a can of free-breeze and ask her how she’s going and what she’s doing.
>She tells me there's some fecal smell in the house she can’t get rid of and doesn't know where it is coming from, and said people at the party were complaining.
>Fast forward two days later, we spot each other and i ask about the smell and if it's fixed.
>She replies" YEAH, some retard decided to take a crap in a cup and hide it behind the TV stand"
>and that her house literally stinks on sh*t
>I try to comfort her and tell her she will catch the sicko one of these days in the act and walk off. 

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