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Handsome black man

pug wearing a chicken hat
> dropped off at court house in middle of city
> need a money order from a gas station
> don’t know the area
> walk up to non autistic looking black man
> offer to walk to there
> ask's me if i think he looks good
> he isn’t a hobo, and he is in a suit, so i say yeah
> but then asks me if he looks "good, good?"
> ohboy.mp3
> "uhh, sure man, you're handsome."
> says i am too...
> we get to the corner store
> asks if he can get my number
> nofag.jpg
> "umm, well, I’m not gay. i have a gf"

> says we could just chill and hang out
> "uhh... i guess... what your number?"
> he goes in for the black hand shake they do
> me feeling intimidated, don't want to let him down
> we bro hug it out and go our separate ways
> getting gayer by the minute
> get a call couple hours later
> "hey cutie"
> ohboyextendededition.wav
> he asks if i like him, and what we could do tonight
> "nah i don’t like you... you have a penis.... and we're talking right now?"
> asks if a like his muscles
> nofagextendededition.png
> says we can play vidya gayms
> "uhhh, i guess. but i don't want to have sex with you"
> asks me if I’m a virgin
> "yes..."
> "i really like you anon"
> we are hanging out today
> I’m scheduling conversion therapy in advance 

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  1. make it out alive anon

  2. Anon is RIP

  3. Once you go black, you never go back.


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