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>7th grade
>social studies
>teacher has a system where points are given out to that class period if everyone turns in their homework
>whichever class has the most points at the end of the month gets a pizza party
>look around to figure out which miscreants are part of the class to assess our odds of a pizza party
>in class with that first stoner of 7th grade
>two of the typical middle school jerks that think shouting d*ck jokes every 5 minutes is funny
>the bully kid that's suspended every other week
>basically the class that principle fantasizes about locking in the room during a fire
>I'm your typical goody two shoes kid that does every piece of homework
>fast forward a few months

>obviously we're perpetually in last place for pizza party points
>"okay class time to turn in homework"
>oh crap what homework
>oh right the homework you shoved into the bottom of your locker last week
>oh well not like anyone else did it
>mfw they did
>stoner did it
>ADHD kids did it
>typical middle school douches did it
>even the bully coming off of a suspension did it
>finally comes to me
>"I-I didn't do it"
>everyone gives me the death stare
>bully kid looks like he's about to pull a gun out of his bag and do columbine 2.0
>teacher finally finishes collecting it
>I was the ONLY person not to do homework that time
>everyone hated my guts for it for the next week
>we never got a single point for a pizza party the entire year
>teacher tells us how disappointed she is that she couldn't throw us a party
>tells us how we were the first ever in her 15 years of teaching the class to not get at least 1 party
>also the first class ever not even get a single point
>all because of me apparently 

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  1. Mabey you were to blame, faggot.

  2. OP faggot is the biggest faggot of all faggoty faggot land.


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