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brocop story
> be me 19
> taking photography class
> project due in 2 days
> stay up super late to take night pictures
> go to local bridge
> barely any cars
> taking some dank pictures
> cop pulls up
> crap
>"hey if you're gonna jump, you're on the wrong side"
> oh fugg is this the rare type bro cop?
> sees my camera
> explain to him my situation

> tells me he's into photography too
> let's me take pictures of his car
> all the sudden he has an idea
>"what if I turn on my lights and drive across the bridge, you can take a long exposure picture"
> I'm like hell yeah
> dude calls in another car
> they whip it across the bridge like 3 times to get the perfect picture
> dude gives me his card and email address.
> chills for a bit cause he thought I was cool and it was like 2am
> this whole time I was stoned af.

Pic related, final product. Had another run in with the same guy, will green text. Sorry for photo quality it's a screen cap off my insta

> at a pretty decent house party
> Thursday night
> Halloween weekend
> drunk and pretty stoned
> cops show up
> literally flood the house
> I jump out a window
> I'm one of like three to escape
> stupidly go around to the front of the house
> only one cop out front
> he sees me
> chases me
> catches up because of fence
> I stop, turn around
> it's the same photo bro cop
> we both start to laugh
> at this point it's been like a month since the photo incident
> I'm a d*ck and still haven’t emailed him the picture
> he starts yelling at me that he should arrest me just because I didn't email him the picture
> and that he could because he knows I got beer in my backpack (not 21 yet)
> I'm like sorry dude my bad
> he starts laughing, shoves me tells me to get out of there before the other cops see me
> says if I don't email him the picture and he sees me again he'll taze then arrest me
> I run off into the night dressed as David Bowie

Like 15 kids ended up getting ticketed that night. Was pretty awesome 


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Comments

  1. SO did you send the pictures?

    Prob not, op never delivers

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