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A normal day in America

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>Be hanging out in dorm about to meet a girl
>Need to go to the store
>For things
>Store isn't too far from my dorm, so I decide I'll just walk there
>Leave dorm
>Get to literally the busiest intersection on the entire campus, it's 4 ways, constantly packed with cars, and heads straight to downtown
>As I cross the street I look back and see a dude without clothes pop out of the bushes
>Guy looks about 19-20yo, hairiest bush I've seen in my entire life

>Dude starts following me for about 20 feet
>Asks me who I am and what am I doing
>I don't acknowledge him and he goes away
>Go into store, buy things, come back out and what do I see?
>Guy is IN THE MIDDLE OF THE INTERSECTION and a crowd has now gathered around him
>He dodges two cars like peter lafleur and flips them off
>He has now decided to pick a fight with a stranger on the sidewalk
>Starts yelling at a bunch of fratdaddies outside of a bar
>Bad idea
>Takes a swing at the smallest one
>Swing and a miss
>The guy he took a swing at had a friend who apparently wrestles
>Wrestler grabs him by the waist and slams him down onto the concrete, hard
>Hard like there was a loud, audible slap of his his body against the road
>Wrestleguy holds him down until cops show up
>Cops take him away forever

Be careful kids 

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