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A camping story

angry 3d bird
Sit around the campfire and let me tell you a story /b/

>Two friends and I go camping every year for 2 weeks
>We "rough it" as much as possible, build our camp, fish hunt and trap as much as we can, and only bring the basics
>We try to set up in a new area every year and have a ton of fun with it
> This year was going to be no exception, except all 3 of us were in long term relationships at the same time for the first time
>You see our girlfriends (one engaged) got together and decided they were coming with us

>They asked in a way that leaves a man feeling told, and insisted it would be great
>We could already smell trouble, so each of us tried convincing them that it was going to be a lot of work, not very comfortable, and not what they thought
>Their answer? They could take what the boys could
>They had their minds made up, and so we made the best of it
>I told my girlfriend they'd have to lift their share of the weight and really be into the whole experience, and she agreed, mocking that she's been hiking plenty of times before
>She and the others were going to rough it with us... that is until we were packing up to leave
>Suddenly a lot more bags than expected
>Suddenly a lot more comfort items than expected
>And a short argument later, all we could pry from them were some camping furniture and electronics
>Ok, no sweat, problem was over, right?
>Day and night 1 was great, and the night was amazing
>But the very next day is when the complaints began
>They wanted to sleep late, their boyfriend wasn't around, should have brought this or that food, uncomfortable, do this do that
>It was a ramp of complaints, and by week 1 all of our fallback food was eaten despite being enough for 2 weeks, and the guys had spent most of our time trying to make our girlfriends comfortable... to no success
>1 week is all it took, and that's when the "I thought it was going to be..." comments started
>And of course all of what they thought was our fault, or we didn't do things right
>And over the first weekend, they edged towards the final straw "We want to leave"
>Us guys took one last hike, then packed up (they wouldn't lift a finger), and walked back to the truck in silence
>On the way back they wanted to stop at every cute little shop and restaurant, and even a mall
>We were fuming
>Then after parting ways, my girlfriend told me they had ideas on how to do it better next year
>No doubt a camp ground with all the luxuries or a hotel with a view
>Yeah... never going to happen again
>I don't care if we have to lie or even fake our own deaths, we are never making that mistake again

Never take women man-camping /b/. 

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