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420Yolo guy and big brother

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>Move out of town to study
>get two roommates in the dorm I lived in
>One is probably suffering from some syndrome, really timid guy
>other is a scumbag, 420 yolo wigger
>the chill guy is quite good gaming company.
>Play trough dozens of games co-op, become a really good team and he slowly opens up

Fast forward 3 months
>come back from school
>hear sad whimpering
>420 yolo guy made the chill one do his dishes and clean his room
>for no compensation at all

>guy is practically in tears
>no way
>I make the chill guy stop
>I don’t know what to do
>Chill guy locks himself to his room
>I go to my room and call to school authorities
>yolo guy comes back and starts pounding on chill guys door about his unwashed dishes
>I go out there and stick up for him
>We yell at each other back and forth for a good 20 minutes
>wigger goes to his room, yelling loudly he is going to beat the chill guy once he is alone
>I go to open the door, hoping it’s the school authorities
>A big dude storms in
>guy is seemingly older than we are, almost half a foot taller than any of us and looks like he is a quarter thousand pounds of muscle
"Chillanon you ok?"

>this is chillanon’s big bro who he mentions quite often, his idol.
"Was it this fag?"
>I point at the door of that scumbag at complete loss of words
>hear the keys jingling behind the door
>too slow, bulldozer opens it and walks in
>hear what sounds like loud slapping for a couple of minutes
>wigger stumbles out the door
>he is on his hands and knees, face bleeds everywhere
>bulldozer of a man broke him
>grabs him by the hood and lifts him up
>furious nodding by yoloswag
>Bulldozer of a man dips 420 yolos head in the sink full of dishes and soapy water
"Dont make me return"

>420's story becomes that he got mugged in the streets for weed
>he gets his own place soon after
>he got kicked out of the dorm 

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