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HMS Hood vs. Bismarck

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>Be me
>Ensign stationed on a German destroyer that is part of standing NATO fleet in the Atlantic
>Fleet consists of many ships from different nations
>The ships are replaced twice a year and to avoid boredom there is some sort of exchange program going on so that part of the personnel from one nation’s ship can serve on another nation’s ship.
>Be transferred to a British destroyer
>Crews of British ships are known for not welcoming Germans on their vessels
>Nothing I can do about it
>Order came from Admiral of the Fleet, a Portuguese
>Board British destroyer and enter officer’s mess, so I can report to the first officer for duty
>First officer is sitting together with other officers having tea and despite the quiet remark of a steward that they have a visitor they simply ignore me
>Steward brings me a tea and I take a look around in the officers’ mess. In one corner is a glass case with a ship model of the HMS Hood
>The HMS Hood was sunk by the German battleship Bismarck during the Second World War when it was hit by the Bismarck’s second volley
>Miniature model is made very nicely; it’s a beautiful piece of work
>Stand there and look at model for some time
>Suddenly, hear ‘ahem’ behind me
>The first officer noticed that I am interested in the model
>Tell him that it’s “a beautiful work”
>First officer seems happy to hear that and tells me about the past glory of this ship
>I am still pissed because of what happened before
>With a smile on my face and stirring my tea occasionally I ask him: “And what happened to the Hood?”
>One hour later
>Stand before fist officer of German destroyer because I was expelled from the British destroyer
>Tell him about what happened


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