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Doing it on the beach with an Octopus


> be 21
> my parents and i joined up with their friends in hawaii to celebrate childhood friends 21st
> we used to screw around and stuff hadn't seen her in years
> decide to take her to a bar on her birthday
>i'm thinking just a few drinks or whatever then we'll go back
>we both end up getting completely wasted at the only country bar on the island
> we wander from the bar to the beach where we start making out
> we go into the water and start doing it on the beach in plain view of anyone who would be anywhere nearby
> i become conscious and realize people are watching us
> freak out and gtfo of her and swim to deeper water
> it's nighttime and we're warned not to swim in the ocean at night
> find an octupus that attaches itself to me
> i'm screaming and flailing in the water
> she thinks i faked it
> the next day our parents point out where we were on the beach last night, but still don't know if they saw us doing it or not
> rest of the trip was awkward

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>finish work on friday
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>customer is going to theme park
>gay.png
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>spaghetti falls out of pockets
>bush did harambe
>finally after 15 seconds tell her that im gonna be hanging out at home
>julia says "come to my beach house tomorrow, ill be there with some of my family"
>had to play it cool
>prego sauce dripping from pockets already
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>julia smiles and promises it wi…

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Last weekend I shamed myself /b/

This is the most shameful thing I have done

>be 22
>girl on dating website tells me she is having a party
>invites me and tells me to bring a friend
>says her friends are willing and most likely we will get laid
>ohyes.jpeg
>call my mate (lets name him anon2)
>tell him about the girl from the dating website
>tell him she pretty much garanteed us sex
>anon2: "bout time this happens"
>rock up to party at 9 with my mate
>3 girls and 1 random guy on dining table drinking

F*cking cheaters

>be me
>16 year old 7/10
> just got out of relationship
>5/10 friend is flirting with me
>friends ex gf
>he's over her now
>flirting a bit more
>w/e we've been friends for years prolly means nothing
>hang out with her
>she gets handsy much more than usual
>decide fuck it its worth a shot
>kiss her in private
>IMMEDIATELY kisses back
>start going hard, grabbing tits, ass, rubbing through pants
>pull down her pants and puts it in
>fucks the ever living shit out of her
>makes me pinky swear I won't tell anyone
> wat? are we 5
>fine whatever
>pinky swear
>find out she was dating someone at the time
>ask her about it
>says they only date on Fridays

How do I react to this /b/ros?