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Brazil’s revenge for the lost world cup

>be brazillian, world cup footballer
>can't walk the streets, a month after bad loss
>people aren't mad, they just hang their heads in shame
>all teammates are sad, some lost wives, children disappointed
>brazil is depression
>world doesn't give a damn anymore, cup is over
>spend my nights in a bar, drinking away
>one night, fag reporter starts bugging me for interview
>tell him to get away
>tfw this idiot has a german accent
>memories of 7-1 loss coming back
>bar is in unrest, everyone's pissed
>he tries to calm us down, reassuring us that he means no harm
>bar doesn't care. we pin him down  
>bar doesn't know what to do, everyone's looking at me
>"Tie him up!" i yell
>mob mentality takes over, logic fails
>hive mind suddenly has brazil flags, about two dozen of us now
>german fag tied and terrified
>tfw no mercy for german fag, as he screams and begs
>only gathering more attention, brazillians want justice.
>tfw they keep him in farm house
>the feels when he's still there
>go down to see him now and then, 3 weeks later
>feed the german fag, he's our b*tch now
>this small part of the country is slightly feeling better
>"Long live Brazil," they chant
>still depressed
>lost the damned world cup

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Last weekend I shamed myself /b/

This is the most shameful thing I have done

>be 22
>girl on dating website tells me she is having a party
>invites me and tells me to bring a friend
>says her friends are willing and most likely we will get laid
>call my mate (lets name him anon2)
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>anon2: "bout time this happens"
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F*cking cheaters

>be me
>16 year old 7/10
> just got out of relationship
>5/10 friend is flirting with me
>friends ex gf
>he's over her now
>flirting a bit more
>w/e we've been friends for years prolly means nothing
>hang out with her
>she gets handsy much more than usual
>decide fuck it its worth a shot
>kiss her in private
>IMMEDIATELY kisses back
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>pull down her pants and puts it in
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>makes me pinky swear I won't tell anyone
> wat? are we 5
>fine whatever
>pinky swear
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>ask her about it
>says they only date on Fridays

How do I react to this /b/ros?