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Brazil’s revenge for the lost world cup

>be brazillian, world cup footballer
>can't walk the streets, a month after bad loss
>people aren't mad, they just hang their heads in shame
>all teammates are sad, some lost wives, children disappointed
>brazil is depression
>world doesn't give a damn anymore, cup is over
>spend my nights in a bar, drinking away
>one night, fag reporter starts bugging me for interview
>tell him to get away
>tfw this idiot has a german accent
>memories of 7-1 loss coming back
>bar is in unrest, everyone's pissed
>he tries to calm us down, reassuring us that he means no harm
>bar doesn't care. we pin him down  
>bar doesn't know what to do, everyone's looking at me
>"Tie him up!" i yell
>mob mentality takes over, logic fails
>hive mind suddenly has brazil flags, about two dozen of us now
>german fag tied and terrified
>tfw no mercy for german fag, as he screams and begs
>only gathering more attention, brazillians want justice.
>tfw they keep him in farm house
>the feels when he's still there
>go down to see him now and then, 3 weeks later
>feed the german fag, he's our b*tch now
>this small part of the country is slightly feeling better
>"Long live Brazil," they chant
>still depressed
>lost the damned world cup

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